Actor Christian Slater has dropped a cool $2.2 million for a Coconut Grove hacienda built in 1928, according to the Daily Business Review. The modestly sized 2,971 square foot med revival comes with a pool that's heated and chilled, a guesthouse, wood floors, large closets, and a classic barrel tile roof. It's a lovely house, somewhat conservative, and honestly we can't really think of any jokes to hurl in its direction at the moment. So, there.
· Actor Christian Slater buys Coconut Grove house for $2.2 million [DBR]
· 3618 St. Gaudens Road, Coconut Grove [Zillow]