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Super Bowl Suckage

The Super Bowl Host Committee threatened no more Super Bowls in Miami if we didn't provide a sufficiently upgraded stadium, and boy did they deliver. Super Bowl 50 is going to those grass eating, weenie San Franciscans, and 51 to a bunch of cowboy hat wearing, tobacco spitting Texans who think the ol' pigskin is still actually made out of pig skin. Yes, we're jealous. Humph. [Huffpo]