Oh girl. Miss Chocolate t. did not get her beauty sleep.
That's definitely worse than goose down pillows and seafood at the Mandarin-Oriental, (unless you're allergic to goose down and shellfish like this girl) but what about the prostitution, wife-oggling, and iPad stealing valets at the Fontainebleau? But it's down right boring compared to a noticeable drop in food quality at the Shelborne when a 'party princess' drove over the chef! That takes the cake. (Get it? Haha.)