No, Miami Heat shooter Shane Battier isn't being traded, if real estate transactions mean anything. He's sticking around in his new old colonial manse, a drop-dead-gorgeous historic 1926 house in leafy, pastoral Coral Gables, near the 15th hole of the Riviera Golf Course, according to Gossip Extra. He just plonked down $3.22 million for the place. All 6,100 square feet of the five bedroom, four bath house have been renovated with hurricane windows and a generator. Finally, it's got "wraparound balconies and a great party backyard." Hey, the man's got great taste in houses.
· The Miami Heat's Shane Battier buys Coral Gables house [Gossip Extra]