Three months after listing it, NY Yankee Carlos Beltran has sold his completely blasé pile of plaster in Weston for $4.1 million, according to the Real Deal. The house, which looks like it was built in about two minutes, and sits on a street full of houses nearly identical to it in practically every respect, has nine bedrooms, a billiards room, an exercise room, a catering kitchen, a library, a wine room, and an "industrial elevator." Oh, and it's 13,000 square feet. Redfin has some rather small listing photos up if you want to see them (You don't).
· Yankee's Carlos Beltran sells South Florida home [Real Deal]