Since it's more fun to read about places that are covered in ice and sludge than live in them, here's the latest NYC real estate news from Curbed NY...
1) Manhattan: New York City apartments are famously tiny, but not all of them, course. Here are the ten biggest apartments currently for sale on the island of Manhattan, most of which are multi-floor penthouses that cost in the tens of millions, so that's fun.
2) East Village: The East Village is known as a neighborhood that used to be gritty and bohemian and is now just a big 7-Eleven/playground from drunk NYU students. But what do the people who actually live there think of it? We sent a comedian and a camera crew to find out.
3) Rooftops All Over: In honor of Valentine's Day, here are the 11 sexiest hot tubs in New York City, featuring, Kelly Ripa's former rooftop tub, one that changes colors and has a built-in fireplace, and more.
4) DUMBO: This apartment appeared on AirBnB and features, among other completely insane things, a human skeleton, a bed suspended by chains from the ceiling, a DJ booth and stage, a trapeze in the living room, and, of course, a "panda pit."
· Curbed NY [ny.curbed]