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$5 Million Miami Beach House Has a Huge Penis-Shaped Pool

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In this world there are phallic-things everywhere, and then there are things blatantly and gloriously shaped like good ol' dong, complete with head, shaft, and balls. This pool is the latter, and complete with blue balls, its very happy to see you. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you, the D.

Located at 257 N. Coconut Lane on Palm Island, the girthy, gargantuan specimen of manhood is connected to a waterfront but supremely mediocre house that's now on the market for $5.45 million. The listing for the 5,000 square foot, two-story (man?)spread obviously mentions nothing about the pool, even though that's undoubtedly the best part.

· 257 N. Coconut Lane [Zillow]