Little Key West Conch Cottage Rents for a Not-So Little $5K

The brokerbabble of this cute 1,000 square foot shotgun-style Key West conch cottage is heavy on the schmaltz, saying it's the "quintessential" Key West retreat, "where neighbors greet you with a smile." There's something about preparing "your favorite seafood dinner in the great galley kitchen" and something else about enjoying "your outdoor space with water feature as you sip your cool cocktail or evening drink." The $5,000 monthly rent varies depending on the season—because it's actually a vacation rental mind you—and comes with a number of little and not-so-little fees, including 12.5 percent hotel tax on your monthly rent.

· 1018 Varela Street Key West [Zillow]