Miamians rejoice.
Despite having to deal with such calamities as Climate Change, horrid drivers, and being named "the worst city to live in"—an egregious act considering we don’t ever have to deal with that thing called winter—Florida’s two poopiest beaches are way to the north, per the Miami Herald.
Walton County may have to be renamed Fecal County because two of its beaches—Miramar Beach and Blue Mountain Beach—bombed their health report and have been issued no-swim warnings due to unsatisfactory levels of fecal pollution in the water.