Miami residents have a much greater concern than Zika.
Enter the nude and nightmare-inducing Donald Trump statue that’s been spotted across several major cities. It’s been replicated in Miami a mere days ahead of a hopefully fully-clothed Trump at a rally at the James L. Knight Center in Downtown Miami.
Originally perched atop a Wynwood billboard at 318 Northwest 23rd Street, the eye-stinging statue was removed last night after police pleaded with developer Moishe Mana, who orchestrated the statue’s presence.
Their reasoning, per the Miami New Times, was to "avoid backups and accidents caused by onlookers driving on I-95."
It was probably for the best, considering how putrid the average Miami driver is. But on Thursday, the naked Trump statue showed its resilience, spotted along Second Avenue.
I know it feels like its 100 degrees outside but perhaps there was a chilly breeze in the air?